某求职论坛看见一大神发的帖子，给跪了。

哈哈哈哈。他的英文简历直接直接直接是google翻译的。他***装的很失败啊。

大佬讲笑话能不能讲完整，把简历贴出来呀😂😂😂

V2EX上的

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没有听过入乡随俗吗...

还没来公司就不听话，来了不得上天

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